Talpa man to introduce rattlesnake wine?

The Brownwood Examiner received a message from James O’Reilly in Talpa, which is in Coleman County. Mr. O’Reilly states that his wife’s husband told him that in China, snake wine is commonly used to increase one’s libido and the stronger the snake, the stronger the wine. He asked if we could get in touch with…

City of Early Hopes to Finally Reach 21st Century as 2017 Arrives

The city of Early is looking for advancements to continue in 2017 as the city prepares for life that has existed for decades across the Bayou in Brownwood. “Rolling trashcarts, that’s the plan!” exclaimed city of Early Technology Adviser & Commercial Recruiter Dan Peanut. “Brownwood got them trash cans with wheels back in the 90s,…

Sonic and CVS to introduce co-branded health foods

You know the drill. If it’s healthy, it tastes bad, and if it’s bad for you, it tastes delicious. Well, two area stores are planning to change that. CVS Brownwood and Sonic of Brown County today announced initial plans to try and encourage healthier eating habits among Brown County citizens. According to Sonic General Manager…

Area man excited to use Corel 2000

When you think of the public library, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? Is it the smell of old paper, wafting nostalgically through the asbestos laden air? Is it seeing the old timers reading the newspaper, coffee in hand? For many, the library is a place of timeless memories, of learning about…

Krogers to offer free childcare to shoppers

Amid tumbling stock prices Krogers has found itself eager to take back more market share from their competition. That’s why starting on September 10th they will begin to offer free childcare to their shoppers. Curtis Klingleberry, Vice President of Community Outreach explains, “In the past few years we’ve began to experience increased competition from our…

Heartland Mall Hosts Pure Romance Sex Toy Party Last Week

Corn Dog 7 ran out of corn dogs, GNC’s shelves were emptied of both men’s and women’s vitality products, and Heartland Mall had 30 cars in the parking lot Monday evening. Something was going on. Word had escaped the tight lipped hosts and hostesses of a Pure Romance sex toy party within the confines of the…

Bangs Hill Named Top Spot for Teenage Conception

The votes are in, and Bangs Hill has been named the most popular spot for local teens to conceive a child. Over the past several weeks, polls have been conducted at all seven Brown County high schools. Teens voting for Bangs Hill attributed its popularity for conception being that it, “overlooks the lights of Brownwood…

Riverside Park’s famous ducks now on gluten-free diet.

Visitors to Riverside Park may have noticed that with the changing seasons came welcomed returns of the park’s mascots, those feathered fowls who beg for food of all sorts. Many families take their children to the park in order to feed the ducks, eventually be chased by the ducks, and leave. Things have changed, however,…

Brownwood to Host Miss Pregnant Teen Competition

Area leaders are hoping to put on the first annual ‘Miss Pregnant Teen’ competition this fall. Organizer Pamela Harvesen cites that “teenage pregnancy is often looked on in a negative light, but really it’s a wonderful thing.” Harvesen says that contrary to popular belief, there are many benefits of teenage pregnancy. “Teenage mothers typically have…

New tobacco lounge to open near Park Plaza Shopping Center

Smoker’s Palace, a new lounge for those who still smoke cigarettes, is set to open in the fall. Proprietor Nigel Pike promises a safe environment catering to the lifestyle of the Brown County smoker to relax in and “not be bullied by those neer-do-wells who say you can’t smoke in a public place anymore.” The…

Brownwood Urinal awarded “Worst in Central Texas”

A dubious honor that likely won’t receive a statue, a plaque, or much public recognition has become known to us today. The Examiner has learned that Gordon Wood Stadium’s restroom was voted “Worst Urinal in Central Texas” by the “Gridiron Guys” forum, a civic minded organization that prides itself on being good sports and proper…