Brownwood Parody of “O Christmas Tree”

O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Thy deals are so appealing;
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Thy deals are so appealing;
We buy things here, but just a few,
Nobody ups our revenue.
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Thy deals are so appealing;

O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
So many good locations;
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
So many good locations;
A CDP, and Brownwood’s new
Now Early wants to have one too
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
So many good locations;

O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Generic brands mean savings;
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Generic brands mean savings;
Fake Nutella, fake Golden Grahams
I think I saw fake Christmas hams
O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store!
Generic brands mean savingsdollar_general_1

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