Potted Meat: A Brownwood Jingle Bells Parody

Dashing thru the store In an electric cart O’er their toes we sore At Brownwood Wal-Mart Horns on carts sounding Making people jump Such great deals are astounding See my baby bump Potted meat, potted meat With our Lonestar card Oh how good it is to eat Being broke is hard Potted meat, potted meat…

Deck the Halls: Heartland Mall Style

Lookin’ empty at Heartland Mall Fa la la la la la la la! Hobby Lobby will save em all! Fa la la la la la la la! Penny’s and Bealls took their apparel Fa la la la la la la la! Since they left the malls been in peril Fa la la la la la…

Brownwood Parody of “O Christmas Tree”

O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store! Thy deals are so appealing; O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store! Thy deals are so appealing; We buy things here, but just a few, Nobody ups our revenue. O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store! Thy deals are so appealing; O Dollar Store! O Dollar Store! So many good locations;…