Abilene Couple Claims Dirty Drinking Water Made Them Infertile

An Abilene couple is claiming that the city’s dirty drinking water has made them both infertile. Gertrude Ross-Harper, 81 of Abilene claims that she and her fiance, Archie French, 76 of Potosi have been trying to conceive since the water was first reported dirty last summer. A somber Ms. Ross-Harper told the Examiner, “I have…

Abilene’s very own Jonestown; over 1,000 feared dead

About 1,000 fish at the stocked pond at Grover Nelson Park in Abilene have died due to the callus actions of the Grass Carp Temple (GCT), led by the now-deceased Jim Bob Johnson. Several innocent members of the Turtle Congress were also tragically killed in what could only be described as a catastrophic apocalyptic end…