UPDATE: Arthur Misses Texas Entirely

 

As the rain usually does, Arthur has missed the state of Texas, and is now headed toward the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Arthur currently has winds of 90 mph, is located some 1300 miles east-north-east of Brownwood and is moving northeast at 23 mph. You may proceed with your 4th of July plans without having to worry about Arthur. If Arthur changes course, we will be the first to let you know.

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