Brownwood to resemble Chicago this week.

No, we aren’t being visited by dignataries, nor are we getting a gleaming skyscraper or perpetually terrible baseball team. It’s fireworks season, and area teens have been setting off Black Cats, M80s, and other noisemakers in jubilant bursts of freedom and disregard for municipal code. One local resident stated that her dog has been hiding in the closet all day to shield his sensitive ears from the cacophonies of patriotism. Brownwood residents can look forward to loud popping, either in single shots or sustained bursts through Friday. While no bottle rocket launched grass fires have occured as of publication, they are bound  to come. Residents are reminded to call 911 should they wish to restore peace and order.

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